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Dearly beloved... we are gathered here today to bear witness to the passing of one of our Sun Devil members. Dead Duck... who has been stripped of his horns and whose nude body shall be passed out of our club and into the realm of another place... reminds us to question our values as ladies and gentlemen naturists. It also reminds us to always strive to bring the freedom and joy of naturism to all women... while providing them with a safe and friendly environment... lest we end up a Dead Duck and are gone from this club as well. The Dead Duck is $4.95... but you probably don't want one. I assure you... none of our members ever wants to face the doom of receiving the Dead Duck... and thank goodness... they rarely have too..! |
